Nanny Piggins and the Accidental Blast Off Quotes

“The Young and the Irritable.”
― R.A. Spratt, Nanny Piggins and the Accidental Blast Off

“Twas the night before Christmas, so naturally Nanny Piggins was up on the roof Santa-proofing the house by fastening chicken wire over the chimney.”
― R.A. Spratt, Nanny Piggins and the Accidental Blast Off

“I got a job at NASA,’ explained Peter. ‘The Naughty Association for Sneaky Acrobats?’ asked Nanny Piggins.”
― R.A. Spratt, Nanny Piggins and the Accidental Blast Off

“I can’t believe it,’ muttered Nanny Anne. ‘I’m going to be on Steel Chef. Mummy will be so proud.”
― R.A. Spratt, Nanny Piggins and the Accidental Blast Off

“can’t believe it,’ muttered Nanny Anne. ‘I’m going to be on Steel Chef. Mummy will be so proud.”
― R.A. Spratt, Nanny Piggins and the Accidental Blast Off

“Difficult things are almost never as difficult as they seem,’ explained Nanny Piggins, ‘except for sudoku. They’re impossible.”
― R.A. Spratt, Nanny Piggins and the Accidental Blast Off

“he felt much safer in a war zone than in Nanny Piggins’ front yard.”
― R.A. Spratt, Nanny Piggins and the Accidental Blast Off

“Since she had become the Green’s nanny, Nanny Piggins had rung up the school saying that the children had smallpox, bigpox, cowpox, Mad Cow’s Disease, Bubonic Plague, ESP, athlete’s foot, athlete’s leg, athlete’s dishpan hands, malaria, diphtheria, foot and mouth disease, rickets and temporary blindness due to low blood chocolate levels.”
― R.A. Spratt, Nanny Piggins and the Accidental Blast Off