Dance of the Forest King Quotes

“I will. So everything is... okay?" Kian asked. Despite pretending he was above his wife's nonsense for scandalous gossip, he really wasn't.
"Everything's great. Your uncle fucks like a goddamn legend," she said and then hung up the phone.”
― Alessa Thorn, Dance of the Forest King

“Bit of sap in the old oak yet." Taranis teased with a wink.”
― Alessa Thorn, Dance of the Forest King

“It's like an apple pie orgasmed cinnamon in my mouth.”
― Alessa Thorn, Dance of the Forest King

“Chrissy, who was always too loud, too colorful, and too pagan, always felt left on the outside.”
― Alessa Thorn, Dance of the Forest King