Love Songs Suck Quotes

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― Becky Monson, Love Songs Suck

“Babe, your boobs are perfect,” Marco says, giving her a little eyebrow wiggle. She squints her eyes at him. “I mean with the breastfeeding.”
― Becky Monson, Love Songs Suck

“The lesson here is you have no idea where life will take you. You can’t plan this stuff.”
― Becky Monson, Love Songs Suck

“I don’t want to be one of those brides who can only think and talk about their wedding like the entire world revolves around it. But I feel slightly chastened because I get it now. It’s kind of a big deal.”
― Becky Monson, Love Songs Suck

“I walk out of my bedroom in a pink chiffon dress with a pleated bodice, cut-out sides, and an open, lace-up back. The skirt is flowy and tiered, but my favorite part is the dramatic-looking ruffles covering my shoulders.”
― Becky Monson, Love Songs Suck

“I pull out of the embrace, and my struggle seems to be apparent on my face, because when I look at Otis, he’s giving me a cheeky little what do we have here smirk. My first instinct is to word vomit that I’m engaged to Kurt. It’s on the tip of my tongue, but I stop myself because that would sound an awful lot like someone trying to cover their butt and perhaps a bit like I doth protest too much, when all Finn and I did was hug. Plus, a quick glance down at my hand reveals I have, once again, forgotten my ring. How is this possible? Way to go, Lou.”
― Becky Monson, Love Songs Suck

“When the door opens after Otis knocks, and Finn’s behind it—in dark jeans and a white T-shirt, his dark-brown hair wet like he just showered, and a bright smile on his face, and with those dang freaking eyelashes—my heart beats a little faster in my chest. Yep, it’s weird. It’s because that feeling is back. Again. Just the mere presence of him and I can feel that same electricity pulsating between us. I want to ask him if he feels it too. But I also don’t want to know because I’m engaged to Kurt and so whatever this thing is, is just a feeling. It’s not a big deal. You know what? I’m just going to think of Kurt every time I feel that connection to Finn. When it happens, I’ll picture the man I’m going to marry. It will be my own version of aversion therapy. A figurative rubber band snap to my wrist.”
― Becky Monson, Love Songs Suck