Fart Proudly Quotes

“Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.”
― Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School

“Fart for freedom, fart for liberty—and fart proudly.”
― Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School

“A man of words and not of deeds,
Is like a garden full of weeds.”
― Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School

“He that lives upon hope will die farting.”
― Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School

“What Comfort can the Vortices of Descartes give to a Man who has Whirlwinds in his bowels!”
― Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School

“Your Business is to shine; therefore you must by all means prevent the shining of others, for their Brightness may make yours the less distinguished.”
― Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School

“He that is conscious of a Stink in his Breeches, is jealous of every Wrinkle in another's Nose.”
― Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School

“If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.”
― Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School