A Wodehouse Miscellany Quotes

“It is futile to advance the argument that glasses are unromantic. They are not. I know, because I wear them myself, and I am a singularly romantic figure, whether in my rimless, my Oxford gold-bordered, or the plain gent's spectacles which I wear in the privacy of my study.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, A Wodehouse Miscellany Articles & Stories

“Many lyricists rhyme as they pronounce, and their pronunciation is simply horrible. They can make "home" rhyme with "alone," and "saw" with "more," and go right off and look their innocent children in the eye without a touch of shame.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, A Wodehouse Miscellany Articles & Stories