Hidalgo Quotes

“In anticipation of reaching 70, I’m now working on my memory, particularly those puzzling lapses when I think, Do I need to go to the bathroom, or did I just do that? I’ve had”
― Danny Dunne, Hidalgo

“What Have I Done the Last Sixty Years? Well, I’m glad you asked. I’ve made a list. I was surprised; for one thing, by the hours I’ve spent grooming considering how little effect it has had on my appearance. I might as well start with a few numbers. I’ve probably shaved at least 15,330 times in the last forty years. Many of those years I used a blade; probably cut myself twice a week, for a total of 4,368 bloodlettings.”
― Danny Dunne, Hidalgo

“And, finally, an update on last week’s report on the James Brothers: On Thursday Frank and Jesse filed for a divorce. Judge Roy Bean, however, pointed out that the Brothers were never married, which made their petition null and void, not to mention stupid. (After this ruling, Judge Bean—The Law West of the Pecos—is pretty confident that he’ll be”
― Danny Dunne, Hidalgo

“I began high school in 1959, B.C. (before cable).”
― Danny Dunne, Hidalgo