Born to Be Badger Quotes

“Waste of a perfectly good body dump, if you ask me,” the actress complained.”
― Shelly Laurenston, Born to Be Badger

“Whether it was the big ones that were nearly extinct because full-human men with small penises couldn’t stop hunting them into oblivion or the small ones that pissed all over someone’s yard to annoy the family dog—cats got attached.”
― Shelly Laurenston, Born to Be Badger

“A human being able to shift into an apex predator! One just had to hope and pray those unusual beings didn’t get bitchy about how full-humans were fucking up the planet and each other.”
― Shelly Laurenston, Born to Be Badger

“It seemed her aggression problem was the fact that she didn’t let boys her age push her around.”
― Shelly Laurenston, Born to Be Badger