Magical Midlife Battle Quotes

“Men are daft. They think they have all the answers. They try to decide what’s good for women without bothering to understand a woman’s wants and needs, and then wonder why the women aren’t grateful. A bunch of wankers, if ye ask me.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Battle

“He said, ‘Woman, where is that sandwich you promised me?’ That’s what he said. Well, you know what I said?” She paused with raised eyebrows. “I said, ‘Same place as the last orgasm you gave me. Nonexistent!”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Battle

“There was strength in an easygoing nature—it helped a person more easily navigate the assholes.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Battle

“She trusted him, believed in him, wanted the best for him. Hell, she’d called off the others and looked the other way when it came to his past. It didn’t matter to her where he’d come from or what his blood signified—she respected him for the man he was. That meant more to him than anything else in his life, because she was the only person to ever do so. She’d offered him a life as a normal person, something he’d struggled for in his life with the cairn but never achieved.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Battle

“Men are daft. They think they have all the answers. They try to decide what’s good for women without bothering to understand a woman’s wants and needs, and then wonder why the women aren’t grateful.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Battle

“You could be in a muumuu with your hair in a messy bun and literal shit on your face and you’d still be the most striking woman in any of those establishments.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Battle

“Got it.” She pulled her phone out from her cleavage and started tapping the screen.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Battle

“Ladies, let’s go make a difference.’ And that is exactly what we’ve come to do, Olly. We’re going to make a difference. If we all go down with the ship, so what? At least we are finally living!”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Battle

“The definition of insanity, I guess, right? Trying the same thing but expecting different results.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Battle