SIR DEVEREAUX Quotes

“Get me the fuck off here. I think I left my dick in the sky,” Chance was yelling causing me to laugh. I wouldn’t have worded it that way, but I definitely felt where he was coming from. When the ride was over, Heaven started screaming at the conductor. “If my man’s dick is still up there, I need to go back. Yall gotta give that back because the next group of people about to go up and if they scream his dick might fall in their mouth.” The guy turned bright red and had no idea what to say. Chance and Heaven were made for each other because both of them were bat shit crazy. We walked out the gate and Devyne doubled over and began throwing up. Running towards her, I held her in my arms.”
― Latoya Nicole, SIR DEVEREAUX

“Butterfly, calm down and accompany me upstairs.” I looked at him nervously. “You sure you need me? I really should get home and walk the ummm the mail.”
― Latoya Nicole, SIR DEVEREAUX

“You raggedy bitch. You got voodoo in your pussy walls. What the fuck did you just do to me?” Laughing, I shrugged my shoulders feeling victorious.”
― Latoya Nicole, SIR DEVEREAUX

“Yes, yes. I’ll stop. God, help me. Please!” “Naw, shorty you got me fucked up. This dick and nut from the pits of Hell. Ain’t shit angelic about how I fuck.”
― Latoya Nicole, SIR DEVEREAUX

“Son, when a woman cheats it’s because she is missing something at home. She’s lonely, miserable, unsatisfied. Something.”
― Latoya Nicole, SIR DEVEREAUX

“Son, when a woman cheats it’s because she is missing something at home.”
― Latoya Nicole, SIR DEVEREAUX

“I need a drink.” Kayna looked at me with her face balled up. “Girl, we ain’t even seen a dick yet and you already panicking.” Before I could respond, Heaven jumped in. “Everybody don’t have pussy on the spot for any nigga that wants it. You ready to give the pussy away, but those of us that aren’t hoes are nervous and need a drink to calm down. Mmmk pumpkin.” I laughed under my breath, but I was not looking forward to this banter all night.”
― Latoya Nicole, SIR DEVEREAUX

“First, you’re going to tell me your name. Then, we can talk or sit here until you feel comfortable, but let’s be clear. I am going to taste every part of your body tonight.”
― Latoya Nicole, SIR DEVEREAUX