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Putting Makeup on Dead People Putting Makeup on Dead People by Jen Violi
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“My heart broke when he died, split in half and fell down into my stomach or somewhere deep and muddy, and I'm still not sure where it is now. I hear it beating sometimes in my ears, or feel its fast pulse in my neck, like I do now; but in my chest, where it should be, it mostly just feels empty.”
Jen Violi, Putting Makeup on Dead People
“Everything is art,' Tim says, a far-off look suddenly clouding those hazel eyes. 'Death is art. Life is art. Pain is art.”
Jen Violi, Putting Makeup on Dead People
“It's not all or nothing, honey. It's usually everything and something else.”
Jen Violi, Putting Makeup on Dead People
“Your hair is ridiculous,' I say. 'And I love you.' I'm surprised how easily the words come out.
'My hair is ridiculous.' Charlie smiles even wider and says, just as easily, 'And I love you too.”
Jen Violi, Putting Makeup on Dead People
“I decide that I like the idea of Liz as a dragon. One of my favorite storybooks was about goodluck dragons, how their arrival always means something wonderful lies ahead. If that's true, then, as far as I'm concerned, Liz can spit as much fire as she wants. And if I stand near enough to it, maybe I'll glow a little, too.”
Jen Violi, Putting Makeup on Dead People
“Mr. Troutman ends the class by saying our role is a sacred one. 'We do what others can't,' he says, 'so that others can grieve in the way they need to.”
Jen Violi, Putting Makeup on Dead People
“Once I learned how to make pot holders out of multi-colored pieces of panty hose, but that doesn't seem quite on par.”
Jen Violi, Putting Makeup on Dead People
“So here I am, the one-and-only Amazing Donna, superhero of freaked-out insomnia, and proud owner of a team of unruly stallions. I should totally get a cape.”
Jen Violi, Putting Makeup on Dead People
“The tone of his voice tells me I may have found something Tim's not cool with-this conversation.”
Jen Violi, Putting Makeup on Dead People
“Deceased's request as stated in last will and testament: 'I want to be made up to look undead, like the fucking sexiest vampire chick you can imagine, for an open-casket viewing.”
Jen Violi, Putting Makeup on Dead People
“Dumbest thing someone says trying to be comforting, which in this case turns out of be true: 'There is no need for you to be afraid. I know you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not here, for he is risen, as he said he would.'-Angel of the Lord, post-descending from heaven and violent earthquakes, sitting calmly on tombstone he rolled away, and scaring the crap out of Jesus' lady friends.”
Jen Violi, Putting Makeup on Dead People
“It's not all or nothing honey. It's usually everything and something else." -Nora Mahoney”
Jen Violi, Putting Makeup on Dead People
“Sitting up straighter, I remember Nora Mahoney saying, 'You only go around the block once.' I rework it in my mind so she adds, 'So do it right.”
Jen Violi, Putting Makeup on Dead People