Click Quotes

“Overworked and underfucked has become my new lifestyle, but if I don’t stay busy, I’ll go insane.”
― Briana Michaels, Click

“Hey, I’d get hard for you if I had a dick. You’re like a compact ball of fuckable fun.”
― Briana Michaels, Click

“Primal is the one thing that really revs me up. I like rough sex. I love the idea of being chased. I want to be forced to the ground and ravished. I want a man growling in my ear, dominating me and fucking me so good I can’t walk the next day.”
― Briana Michaels, Click

“The moment the Beast’s curse breaks and he turns human again has to be one of the greatest let downs in cinematic history.”
― Briana Michaels, Click

“I put my playlist on shuffle mode and it’s giving my emotions whiplash. Songs bounce from Bad Omens, Eminem, Dolly Parton, Korn, to Sam Tinnesz.  One of the nice things about letting my clients choose the music during their sessions is I’ve been introduced to a lot of artists I might not have heard of otherwise. I’ve got one hell of an eclectic compilation rocking through my studio because of it.”
― Briana Michaels, Click

“Holy Hell Hounds, Batman.” Her gaze drops to my cock and then back up to my face. “Lucifer sent you, didn’t he?” “Excuse me?” “Satan had to have sent you here to destroy my soul and my pussy. You can’t convince me otherwise.” “Better say your prayers then.” I press my palm on the top of her head. “On your knees works best.”
― Briana Michaels, Click

“Holy Hell Hounds, Batman.” Her gaze drops to my cock and then back up to my face. “Lucifer sent you, didn’t he?” “Excuse me?” “Satan had to have sent you here to destroy my soul and my pussy. You can’t convince me otherwise.” “Better say your prayers then.” I press”
― Briana Michaels, Click

“Might as well go all in and grab my fantasies by the balls and give it a good tug. Or is it grab life by the hair and give it a good tug? Whatever. I’ll do both. I’m about to carpe this motherfucking diem.”
― Briana Michaels, Click

“This was supposed to be a gift to my ex, and we broke up a while ago. No sense in coming now, you know? God, he’s such a dick.” More crashing noises echo in the background. “A selfish, egotistical, narcissistic piece of shit.” More crashing. “Judgy twatful.” Crash! “No good twatermelon.” Bang! Smash! “Sounds like a real twatopotamus.” “Oh, he is. Was.” Smash! “A super big cuntaloupe.” I can’t stop myself from laughing.”
― Briana Michaels, Click

“He-who-shall-not-be-named-because-he’s-a-total-cuntcake”
― Briana Michaels, Click

“Carson comes out just as I’m pulling down my sweatshirt that says, “Buy me books and tell me to STFUATTDLAGG.”
― Briana Michaels, Click

“Mercury swimming the Gatorade”
― Briana Michaels, Click

“Buy me books and tell me to STFUATTDLAGG.”
― Briana Michaels, Click

“Carson dominates when he wants, submits when he wants, and has the confidence of a motherfucking warlord. There’s no other way to describe him.”
― Briana Michaels, Click

“He has really big hands.” Leah takes a sip of her martini. “Bet they’d make a really nice necklace.” Tell me about it.”
― Briana Michaels, Click

“Today is a new me. Might as well go all in and grab my fantasies by the balls and give it a good tug.”
― Briana Michaels, Click

“Moving on like he means nothing to you is goddess-level vengeance in my opinion.”
― Briana Michaels, Click