Dude, You're Gonna Be a Dad! Quotes

“Greg’s room without knocking first. He’s a teenage boy, after all.)”
― John Pfeiffer, Dude, You're Gonna Be a Dad!: How to Get (Both of You) Through the Next 9 Months

“sprains.”
― John Pfeiffer, Dude, You're Gonna Be a Dad!: How to Get (Both of You) Through the Next 9 Months

“The bottom line is that you want to communicate to her your feelings for her haven’t changed or wavered no matter what her shape is at the moment. All you can hope for is that she’ll return the favor as you slowly lose your figure, hair, and all sense of style.”
― John Pfeiffer, Dude, You're Gonna Be a Dad!: How to Get (Both of You) Through the Next 9 Months

“There are fathers who do not love their children, but there is no grandfather who does not adore his grandson. —Victor Hugo”
― John Pfeiffer, Dude, You're Gonna Be a Dad!: How to Get (Both of You) Through the Next 9 Months

“One night a father overheard his son pray: “Dear God, Make me the kind of man my Daddy is.” Later that night, the father prayed, “Dear God, Make me the kind of man my son wants me to be.” —Anonymous”
― John Pfeiffer, Dude, You're Gonna Be a Dad!: How to Get (Both of You) Through the Next 9 Months