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“I will tie you up and skin you alive. I will hold your mother up as she cries during your funeral and tell her that her good pussy having ass daughter shouldn’t have hurt my feelings.” He took a sip of his orange juice and resumed eating. “This view is nice.”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“I need you to be sure of what you’re saying, Mo. I have loved you since day one. I have waited for you, and I can continue to wait. Once I slide up in that juicy ass haven that I will call home, no other man will ever get another whiff of this pussy. You will be mine until the day God calls us home. I don’t want to fuck your body tonight, Mo. I want to make love to your mind and your spirit. I don’t want you fighting what can become of us, baby. Let a nigga love you. Give a nigga your heart because I swear to you, baby, you have mine.”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“Bebe, get your ass out of the closet, bro! You better not be in here talking to another nigga when my nut juice was just on your chin!” Jay hissed.”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“Man, move! Bebe said she put them kids to sleep, so I’m trying to go hunch on her and shit. Don’t call me and I won’t call you!” He yelled as he ran knees to chest to his car.”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“Mo, I will fuck you up,” I seethed as we rode the highway. “This summer will be filled with nothing but family trips and Gracie’s Corner. Ain’t no club hopping City Girl shit.”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“Yup. Buy some hygiene products and put that moldy ass pussy to use like you used to. Toodles muhfucka.” “You two sons of–” Thump. The sound of something heavy landing on the table stopped her in mid-sentence. Looking down, I noticed that Breonna pulled her Glock from her purse. Turning to Mo, hers was in her hand while she continued to fuck her mac and cheese up. With her eyes trained on my mother, she continued to eat while her eyes begged her to make a move.”
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“Bro, the baby was showing her little pocketbook for everyone to see. I didn't know what to do,” I whined.”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“Where you act up is where you will be fucked from now on. Remember that shit.”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“See, that’s why we as black people will never evolve. Y’all always bringing up old shit. I’m about to go. I don’t like the negative energy circulating here. My therapist said if I don’t like the vibe, it’s time to ride. Peace, bitches.”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“Listen, Bebe, I’m not playing with you aight? If you even think about taking that pussy away from me, I’ll cut your fucking legs off. Why would you even do that dumb shit?”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“This woman is the reason I get up every morning, wanting to be a better man than I was the day before. She is the reason I wouldn’t mind having a bunch of mini hers running around calling me daddy because I know that they are part of her as well. The love and admiration I have for this woman is one that no earthly being should possess for another. So naw, a close friend doesn’t do any justice to what she is to me. This beautiful creature is my life, and before I let you play with her, you will play with Jay’s piranhas. Apologize to my girl and get the fuck out of my face.”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“Let me feed your mind, heart, and soul, baby. Let me fuck you without even fucking you, baby.”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“That body? Good lord, that body. Girl, it’s going to take a special type of nigga to maneuver those dangerous ass curves, and baby, I promise you I can ride that muhfucka with ease. I ain’t that last nigga, but I promise to be your last nigga. Give me a chance to show you what it is to be loved the right way.”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“You really like her, huh? I mean, you have to because you have stuck around through all her mood swings.” “Nah, I don’t like her, Bre.” I watched as her face contorted, and she walked over to the mantle and grabbed her little hot pink 9mm. “I love her,” I hurriedly responded. This crazy muhfucka was aiming and ready to shoot.”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“Girl, is this why you can’t feed my kids? Because you’re in here on the phone gossiping with your nappy head ass friend? And who’s a hoe, Bebe, because I know damn well you ain’t talking about my brother? Go ahead and get you and your homegirl jumped out here. Talking about my brother like y’all crazy. I bet y’all won’t say it to his face. Damn skeezers. I bet you I tell him.”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“That is my pussy. Mark my words that if you even think about giving it to another nigga, it’s over with for you both. Don’t hurt me, Mo. You have the power to destroy me, and that’s really not safe if you mishandle me. I will tie you up and skin you alive. I will hold your mother up as she cries during your funeral and tell her that her good pussy having ass daughter shouldn’t have hurt my feelings.”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“Shid, better you than me. They saw me spank Karlie the other day, and I woke up to a remote at my temple. Man, I’m sending them niggas somewhere and stat. If the other two act like that, they can have the house, Karlie, and their damn mama.” He folded his arms and really appeared to be mad. “I can’t keep living my life in fear.”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“I apologize,” he spoke through gritted teeth. Mo and I couldn’t help but snicker. “I just wanted to make sure Mo was okay. Happy birthday and enjoy your night.” Hearing the voices become farther away, I assume he thinks he ended the call. “Now I said it like you told me to, baby. You better give me some pussy.”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac
“Well, if you change your mind, just say the word, sis. You know I hate that nigga, and if he makes one wrong move, I will end up building the rest of the casino myself. I can find anything on YouTube. Hoe ass nigga,” she murmured”
Nek Mills, Loved by a Certified Maniac