Bad Luck Charm Quotes

“Not today, Satan. I’m free tomorrow, though.”
― Julie Johnson, Bad Luck Charm

“And yet, twenty-one feels just as overwhelming as ever. Twenty-two is even worse. Twenty-three offers no further enlightenment. As you slowly begin the march toward twenty-five — halfway through the defining decade of your life — you begin to accept the truth. There is no age at which you’ll ever have it figured out; no magic number where every missing piece falls abruptly into place. You will get older, there’s no stopping that, but there’s no guarantee you’ll ever get wiser. If anything, you merely get better at pretending. Acting like you have all the answers, holding all the loose threads of your life together in one fist, so they resemble a rope strong enough to guide you along until your time on earth expires.”
― Julie Johnson, Bad Luck Charm

“Chase my dreams? Honey, I don’t even chase my tequila shots.”
― Julie Johnson, Bad Luck Charm

“Graham’s not half bad, once you get to know him. He grows on you.” I snorted. “You know what else grows on you? Fungus. Bacteria. Mold. Leprosy.”
― Julie Johnson, Bad Luck Charm

“My wife,” the man gritted out. “Someone married you?”
― Julie Johnson, Bad Luck Charm