A Faux Love Box Set 1 Quotes

“Yes, Bertha,” my mom said. “He owns the Barlow chain. He is Barlow. Henry Barlow.” “No kidding?” she said and leaned over to peer at him through the archway separating the kitchen and living room. “No kidding.” I grinned. “Shoot, girl, go climb on him and have his babies.” She cackled. “You’ll never want for anything again.”
― Weston Parker, A Faux Love Box Set 1

“I treated her very well,” I argued. “We had a business arrangement. I did more than my part. I was generous. I didn’t mistreat her. I maintained my end of the contract we signed.” “Yes, you did.” He nodded. “Congratulations. When you go to bed tonight, you can tell yourself you were a good businessman. You upheld your contract.”
― Weston Parker, A Faux Love Box Set 1

“You got into a snowball fight with Izzy?” he asked incredulously. “She started it.” “I don’t know what to say,” he said with a shake of his head.”
― Weston Parker, A Faux Love Box Set 1

“It’s not like this was terrible. It was a little innocent fun.” “You could have toilet-papered a house with your clothes on,” she scolded.”
― Weston Parker, A Faux Love Box Set 1

“Gee, I wonder why you have to pay someone to be your girlfriend.” She snorted. “You’re such a catch.”
― Weston Parker, A Faux Love Box Set 1