Gula Quotes

“I grabbed Selene’s hand, grinning at her sound of surprise and tugging her toward the entry room. “Come on, I was promised thorough rewards.” “If you said nothing to antagonize them. Which you immediately did.” “It hardly seems my fault that they’re so easily antagonized.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gula

“Can you please be serious for one whole second and consider your safety?” Astrid replied, exasperated. I snorted. “My girlfriend is a badass, I’ll be fine.” Astrid almost smiled. Almost. “Well, that’s true enough. I don’t envy her trying to keep you out of trouble though. You should be on a leash.” “Darling, would you be into that?”
― Colette Rhodes, Gula

“What the… That was a human dick dildo. Were our dicks the dragon dildos of the shadow realm? “That kind of looks like my dick.” “You sound far too smug about that.” “I’m just saying. That’s a pretty Austin-looking dick.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gula

“Oh my god, it was just… all clit. All killer, no filler. Hypersensitive everywhere. There was no way I could fuck this up. This would be like eating pussy with a cheat code. Thank you, Shade gods.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gula

“Bed,” Selene ordered the moment I stepped into the room. “What?” “You smell needy.” My historical trend of failing upward appeared to be continuing. “I am. Super needy. Let’s go.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gula

“I dozed while Selene bathed, eventually rousing myself to head downstairs once I heard her pulling things out in the kitchen. Just be normal, Austin. Don’t make it weird. We’re just a couple of buddies who shared an amazing night of no sex together. There’s nothing to be awkward about. “Good morning.” Nailed it. Chill as fuck.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gula

“Life was too short not to try out being leashed and crawling around the floor at the whim of a female who could murder me in her sleep.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gula

“This wasn’t about talent, or art, or fame. This was purely about my dick. I liked my dick just fine, it was a great source of pleasure for me, but I did hope to be defined by slightly more than just that in my life.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gula

“Calix, The Demon Butcher of Meat Street,”
― Colette Rhodes, Gula

“This distresses you,” I surmised, making a guess based on the slight downturn of his mouth and the tone of his voice. “No need to be afraid, fragile man. I’ve been assigned to protect you, and I take my duties seriously. Going forward, I’ll take more care with my claws around you.” “Please don’t call me fragile man,” Austin asked, looking slightly pained. “My ego can only take so much.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gula

“Hey.” He looked between us, though his eyes seemed to have trouble focusing. “I heard we’re fucking Shades now.” He dropped the bottle, shattered glass spraying everywhere. Definitely not a threat. “Oh, shit, I can clean that up,” he mumbled, kneeling clumsily in the shards. He was less than a threat. If anything, he was an active danger to himself.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gula

“I was still smarting from being called unfuckable. Maybe a squid monster would want to fuck me? I was very much not opposed to fucking a squid monster.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gula

“Unless fucking shadow squid monsters was a good reason. It didn’t sound like a bad reason. Honestly, it sounded kind of awesome. I’d watched hentai. I considered myself an open-minded dude.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gula

“Don’t listen to them, you’re perfectly adequate teeth. You do great chewing.”
― Colette Rhodes, Gula