Bro and the Beast Quotes

“For some reason, he's ignored her for the last ten years in favor of the roughly human equivalent of unsalted butter.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“Can't believe I'm stuck in a damn werewolf romance novel and I don't even get to turn into a werewolf,”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“Brad Miller," he answers, hiccuping as he takes another swig of beer. My God, he is so enchanting.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“That's my reality, and yeah, I'm okay with escaping it once in a while to live in a better one. One where love is real, and it's okay to be different, and everything works out okay in the end. If you wanna judge me for that, fine." I frown, realizing he takes this all a lot more seriously than I ever imagined.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“Devon clutches his book protectively against his chest. "You can like the classics and paranormal romance. It's not mutually exclusive. And it's shifters, FYI.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“Catalina?’ My nose wrinkles. That's not a very growlable name at all. Not like Brad. ‘Isn’t that a salad dressing?”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“One chapter turns into five, and while I've always had a hard time slogging through my textbooks, it's like the pages just fly by. It's like I'm watching a movie in my head, and despite the fact that this bitch keeps making supremely stupid decisions that make me wonder if it's her first time outside of the house, I can't bring myself to stop.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“I'm going to palpate your abdomen." "You're gonna fuckin' what now?" The doctor looks skyward as if for strength even though I know for a fact he's an atheist. "I'm just going to feel your stomach." "Oh," says Brad. "Yeah, fine, whatever.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“I see the murderous look he's giving me, as if I've just fucked his mother on his father's grave. Without a condom.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“I know that was a mistake, too, when I see the murderous look he's giving me, as if I've just fucked his mother on his father's grave. Without a condom.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“I've never been the kind of person who takes meds—even the over-the-counter variety—unless it's absolutely necessary.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“He was injured?" the doctor asks.  I stop in the doorway. "Not yet. But he will be when I'm finished questioning him.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“Nothing good ever comes from literature.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“Let's start with the basics," I say. "You already know my name, so what's yours?" "Brad Miller," he answers, hiccuping as he takes another swig of beer. My God, he is so enchanting.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“Fuck," I grit out, turning my head away from him, even though that just has the result of giving him better access. "Damn it, man, why am I feeling so... submissive?" The words are out of my mouth before I can stop them. "That's the idea," Raul says in a tone that would sound smug, if it wasn't for the hunger laced in it.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“Bro. Are you saying I'm so hot I turned you gay?”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“You know about omegas, then?" I ask. "Sure I do," he says, waving his hand dismissively. "Submissive, doe-eyed little werewolves with daddy issues and tight pussies that put off magical pheromones once a month that drive you and all the other alphas batshit, so the vamps are always trying to take them like some fucked up game of capture the flag.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“That's what I get for reading. I'm sticking to action movies with oily shirtless dudes and WWE from now on. Nothing good ever comes from literature.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“The intensity of his stare is unsettling, to say the least. I'm pretty sure I've never looked at anything or anyone that way, except maybe a twenty-ounce sirloin at Longhorn.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“I've lived on this planet for twenty-two fucking years and I've never seen someone's eyes twinkle. Something is very, very wrong with this place. “Uh. Just needed to get out of the rain, I guess.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“There are only two thoughts in my brain as I lose my grip on consciousness. The first is regret that sets in immediately as I realize the last time I saw my brother, we got into a stupid fight over a stupid book, and the second is that I'm never going to get to find out how that stupid book ends.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“If this chick is a runaway omega, how the hell has she not gone into heat before? She mentions she takes suppressants given to her by her pack doctor so the alphas back home don't go nuts, but she's been gone long enough to have run out by now and that's not the kind of thing you can just pop by a CVS and buy.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“By this point, RIP the main character’s panties.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“I'm starting to think the sketchier a guy is, the greater the chance he's an alpha.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“The bed is enormous like everything else, with a dark mahogany frame and luxurious velvet sheets. I can't help but admire the ornate carved details on the headboard. A fuck palace, if ever there was one.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“There have been entirely too many strangers’ hands on my pecs this evening for my liking.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“I've lived on this planet for twenty-two fucking years and I've never seen someone's eyes twinkle. Something is very, very wrong with this place.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“Brad Miller,’ I murmur, mulling over the subtle poetry of his name. That's a name I could growl during sex. The Brad part, at least. Miller might be a bit awkward. ‘How lovely.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“Well, if you find fraternal organizations based on hierarchical structure appealing, you shouldn't have too much trouble settling into life in a wolf pack, even if you are human.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast

“The first is regret that sets in immediately as I realize the last time I saw my brother, we got into a stupid fight over a stupid book, and the second is that I'm never going to get to find out how that stupid book ends.”
― L.C. Davis, Bro and the Beast