Breeding with Bigfoot Quotes

“Did I just masturbate at the sight of my boyfriend cheating on me with Bigfoot?”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“Faye, I know I’m asking for a lot, but I want to be with you and Bigfoot.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“We will leave after you’ve had some more nuts.” “There’s only one type of nut I want, and it’s not on the table.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“Gulping hard, I stretch out a trembling hand toward Bigfoot’s face. His fur is softer than a man’s beard, and the skin warmer. Bigfoot’s eyes flutter shut as though he’s been starved of touch.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“Each lick brings a kaleidoscope of flavors. What I first thought was maple syrup now gives way to hints of honey and caramel and vanilla. Groaning, I swirl my tongue around the head, reveling in my new form of sustenance.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“With one final thrust, he cums with a roar that makes me rise from my ashes like a phoenix and soar into the sky.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“This is already the best sex of my life, and I haven’t yet even cum.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“Fuck. Sex with Bigfoot is going to be unbelievably hot.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“The blowjob was an entire conversation. Each time I swallowed his fluids, I gained an extra bit of knowledge.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“Do I want to be part of a throuple with a hairy ape man with an unfeasibly large penis? No. Do I want to fuck Bigfoot before I announce my decision? Hell yes.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“I should do more to help Brian than make a video of his demise, but this is the same bastard who wanted me to break my neck. Hell, he wouldn’t even lend me a flashlight. Fuck it. I’ve got to put me first.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot

“Just because I read paranormal romance books and have enjoyed the occasional reverse harem, it doesn’t mean I asked for my ex to cheat on me with a monster.”
― Siggy Shade, Breeding with Bigfoot