A Stroke of the Pen Quotes

“Dragons Invade The Crumbling Castle Area,’ shouted the first page (this was the headline), and then he said in an ordinary voice: ‘For full details hear Page Three.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Stroke of the Pen: The Lost Stories

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― Terry Pratchett, A Stroke of the Pen: The Lost Stories

“Things were even rowdier than usual because the Great Coal Rush of 1871 was in full swing, and the town was packed with grizzled coal prospectors, who had come in to stake their claims. And also to claim their steaks, since it was dinner time.”
― Terry Pratchett, A Stroke of the Pen: The Lost Stories

“Meanwhile hundreds of carts were coming up the hill, laden with supplies. ‘Five hundred tons of flour,’ said Mr Plum, ticking them off on a long list. ‘Three tons of salt, two tons of pepper, two hundred tons of onions, one bay leaf . . .’ The gasometer”
― Terry Pratchett, A Stroke of the Pen: The Lost Stories