That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human Quotes

“Somewhere deep in my soul, the moral compass guiding me through life shriveled up and died.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human

“My wife is a human. With big brown eyes, adorable dimples and a laugh that makes everything right with the world. And if anything happens to her, I will make you live through horrors so vile your grandchildren will weep!”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human

“You may be the one chained, Princess, but make no mistake, I am always at your mercy.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human

“The moose has feelings Cherry”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human

“I was both in awe of and in deep fear of her. If this wasn’t love, it was damn close.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human

“My human hearing may have been nothing compared to that of a demon, but I swear on my life I heard everybody’s ass clench.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human

“he brushed my hair back, leaving gentle kisses on my shoulder. “Is this still alright?”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human

“Dammit, I just said the word. The zippy bean juice.” “Do you mean coffee?”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human

“I don’t even know him. What if he’s weird? Maybe he eats people or is one of those nutcases that eats pasta with no sauce. Just buttery recklessness.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human

“My face hurt. Why would anyone live in a place so fucking cold that their face hurt?”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human

“supposed”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human

“What can I say? I’m vain and it matches the dress.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human

“I get hangry. Food is always the number-one priority.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human

“The lamia,”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human

“Lightning shot through his chest, and he crumpled to the ground. It was rude to interrupt.”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human

“I will not ask you again,” I said. The mage beneath me cried out as I twisted his broken leg. “Where. Is. My. Wife?”
― Kimberly Lemming, That Time I Got Drunk And Saved a Human