Vampire Moon Quotes

“So are we stalking your ex-husband?”
“I’m a licensed private investigator,” I said. “I’m licensed to stalk.”
“Really?”
“In most cases.”
“What about this case?”
“In this case,” I said. “We’re stalking the hell out of him.”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Moon

“My philosophy is this: Life is too short to work another minute at a job you don’t love.”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Moon

“Mary Lou didn’t like her job. Unfortunately, she never did anything about it, other than bitch. My philosophy is this: Life is too short to work another minute at a job you don’t love.”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Moon

“Just three fairly cute girls, sitting in a bar, wrapped in secrets and pain and heartache.”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Moon

“After all, can’t have a big, bad werewolf picking off the surgically-enhanced Desperate Housewives of Orange County one at a time like so many slow-moving, top-heavy gazelles. Would probably hurt the ratings.”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Moon

“Grief-stricken always trumped sane.”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Moon

“perhaps”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Moon

“My philosophy is this: Life is too short to work another minute at a job you don’t love. Unless, of course, you’re a vampire. And then that philosophy goes out the window.”
― J.R. Rain, Vampire Moon