Kimberly Akimbo Quotes

“JEFF. I never asked. What happened to your leg, Mrs. Levaco?
PATTIE. When Kim was staying at the hospital with her heart attack, I snuck out back for a quick smoke and I fell off the loading dock.
JEFF. Oh. You probably shouldn't have been smoking anyway.
PATTIE. Hey, I smoked when I was pregnant with Kim and nothin' happened to her! (Pattie exits.)
JEFF. I'd like to put your mom in a room with my dad and conduct experiments.”
― David Lindsay-Abaire, Kimberly Akimbo