My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me Quotes

“There’s nothing like that feeling of waiting for a guy. It’s the loneliest feeling in the world. Holding that cell phone in your hand as you take out the trash, use the bathroom, change the litter box. Fearful that the one second you aren’t looking will be when they call. Pathetic. And something I have done as recently as last week.”
― Hilary Winston, My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me

“I tell him I take anti-depressants, which leads him on a thirty-minute detour. He tells me sadness is a part of finding out who you are. I tell him getting out of bed is also a part of finding out who you are. We agree to disagree.”
― Hilary Winston, My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me

“I hadn't done any fooling around in so long, I didn't know what to do. I sort of wanted to lose weight and take up piano before I got into another relationship.”
― Hilary Winston, My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me

“If you spend enough time with someone, you can't hide anything.”
― Hilary Winston, My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me

“There's nothing like that feeling of waiting for a guy. It's the loneliest feeling in the world. Holding that cell phone in your hand as you take out the trash, use the bathroom, change the litter box. Fearful that the one second you aren't looking will be when they call. Pathetic. And something I have done as recently as last week. What I know now that I didn't know then is that no relationship that makes you feel that insecure lasts.
You're not really waiting for a phone call. You're waiting for the other shoe to drop.”
― Hilary Winston, My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me

“He was the first guy to find toilet paper in my butt.”
― Hilary Winston, My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me

“…his intention was pure. He didn’t know why, but he liked a girl and he felt compelled to do something about it. That’s how it all starts. And as that drive grows, it’s the gateway to real emotion. Emotion that moves mountains and starts wars and makes mix tapes and buys airbrushed lovers’ T-shirts at the beach and writes horrible songs with simple guitar chords. But it’s the gateway to love and passion and rage and fear and jealousy and envy and self-hatred.”
― Hilary Winston, My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me

“I have never felt more single than the night I stayed in to apply Pro-Activ and a warm compress to my cat’s acne ridden chin.”
― Hilary Winston, My Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me