Liar, Liar Quotes

“But I’m your brother.” Daniel sounded genuinely wounded. “You,” she announced, “are a turd in the punch bowl of life.”
― Gary Paulsen, Liar, Liar: The Theory, Practice and Destructive Properties of Deception

“If you look at it from the right point of view, lying is just good manners.”
― Gary Paulsen, Liar, Liar: The Theory, Practice and Destructive Properties of Deception

“he’s not stupid, he’s just not observant.”
― Gary Paulsen, Liar, Liar: The Theory, Practice and Destructive Properties of Deception