They're Coming For You Quotes

“night when Ol’ Fish Brains be asleep in his bunk. But the ol’ bird wakes up and pulls a knife. A terrible ruckus ensues and the next thing anyone knows, Ol’ Fish Brains has the blade stickin’ out of his one good eye and right before he dies, he sits up and yells, “Save me the heads!”
― O. Penn-Coughin, They're Coming For You: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read

“[Wind in your sails, a parrot on your shoulder… It’s pirate time!]”
― O. Penn-Coughin, They're Coming For You: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read

“Get away!" Joe shouted, eyes a bulgin', pushing himself up quickly. "Now you gone and made me mad. Playtime's ovah!”
― O. Penn-Coughin, They're Coming For You: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read

“Calm yourself, Jimmie,” the lad says with a smile in his voice. “I would have gladly passed you the ball, but you were clearly offside.”
― O. Penn-Coughin, They're Coming For You: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read

“twas a bleedin’-bloody-brilliant thing to behold, it was.”
― O. Penn-Coughin, They're Coming For You: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read

“It was said he was so feeble, he couldn’t find a green crayon in a box full of green crayons. So maybe he was just trying to get in some extra practice, is all.”
― O. Penn-Coughin, They're Coming For You: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read

“One of the men, trying only to have a little fun, he say to Julien, "The old woman she is blowing tonight, no, Julien? The big lake is quite angry. Heh, heh, heh.”
― O. Penn-Coughin, They're Coming For You: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read

“Many years ago now, when I was a little boy, my grandfather he say to me this story.”
― O. Penn-Coughin, They're Coming For You: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read

“All’s well that ENDS well, eh, Chuck?” his father joked as his mom and little sister giggled. Pale as a ghost, Chuck felt his pants grow wet.”
― O. Penn-Coughin, They're Coming For You: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read

“That spaghetti sauce is trying to kill me,” she said out loud, remembering what she had for lunch.”
― O. Penn-Coughin, They're Coming For You: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read

“Another thing that was cool about the track was that few people used it. It was great to be outside and away from the crowds of the mall. But today was different.”
― O. Penn-Coughin, They're Coming For You: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read

“Nastier than your hairy uncle’s armpits,” the youngsters of Uruguay groaned.”
― O. Penn-Coughin, They're Coming For You: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read

“[Now SCREAM for your life!]”
― O. Penn-Coughin, They're Coming For You: Scary Stories that Scream to be Read