Here's Your Sign! Quotes

“I called my wife up on the cell phone and said baby you aint gonna believe this, i go, we just hit a deer with the airplane. and there was a silence on the other end of the line followed by.. OH MY GOD.! were you on the ground? I said nope, santa was makin one last run.. ”
― Bill Engvall, Here's Your Sign!

“its a dork fish”
― Bill Engvall, Here's Your Sign!