The Midnight Tour Quotes

“I guess they’re having what you might call panic attacks. It’s an old place and smells a little musty. The hallways are sort of long and narrow. The exhibits are gory. The people are listening to some creepy, nasty stuff on their earphones. It apparently just overwhelms some of them, especially on a busy day when there might be some congestion in the rooms and hallways. You’ll have flippers, fainters and barfers every so often.’
‘It’s sounding more fun all the time.’ ‘Not as much fun as the heart attacks.’ ‘You get heart attacks?’
‘I don’t, they do. Not often, though.”
― Richard Laymon, The Midnight Tour

“After that," Biff told him, "it was hit the ball, drag Bob, hit the ball, drag Bob."
Dana recognized the old joke. She wondered how many times the bartender had heard”
― Richard Laymon, The Midnight Tour