Help! My Parents Think I'm a Robot Quotes

“Boy germs. Actually, no. That’s just a joke. (Shocking fact #2: Not only are boy germs completely harmless, they have been scientifically proven—by me and my best friend, Danny—to be GOOD for you.)”
― Andy Griffiths, Help! My Parents Think I'm a Robot

“Girl germs. (Shocking fact #1: Girl germs have been scientifically proven—by me and my best friend, Danny—to be the most dangerous germs on the planet. Anybody who has ever TOUCHED a girl, been in the SAME ROOM as a girl or even THOUGHT about a girl should immediately run to the nearest hospital before it is too late. Anybody who IS a girl, well, bad luck. It already IS too late. You are doomed.)”
― Andy Griffiths, Help! My Parents Think I'm a Robot