Stuck in the Middle Quotes

“I just wondered why God hasn’t ever delivered chocolate ice cream to me.”
― Virginia Smith, Stuck in the Middle

“Drat! She'd invaded his hula hoop.”
― Virginia Smith, Stuck in the Middle

“As long as the focus is on God the style of the music is irrelevant.”
― Virginia Smith, Stuck in the Middle

“Men don't know what they like. They rely on us to tell them.”
― Virginia Smith, Stuck in the Middle

“It’s not funny, Joan. My bras are all in the first row, color-coded alphabetically from left to right, and then a row of panties, all folded in little squares, and then slips. And socks along the back row. Everything’s so neat it makes me want to throw up.”
― Virginia Smith, Stuck in the Middle

“had grown tonight, since Gordy and Crystal both brought friends. Joan was ecstatic at the popularity their little”
― Virginia Smith, Stuck in the Middle

“Cracker Barrel’s dining room bustled with activity. Joan had to raise her voice to be heard by Eve, who sat at the”
― Virginia Smith, Stuck in the Middle

“Gram was flirting with Ken!”
― Virginia Smith, Stuck in the Middle

“Dear Heavenly Father, thank you for new friends, and for this evening of fellowship. We ask that you guide our conversations, and that they'll be pleasing to you. We thank you for this food and ask your blessing on it, and on the hands that prepared it. In Jesus' name, Amen”
― Virginia Smith, Stuck in the Middle

“Would you look at you two? What's the special occa-ouch!”
― Virginia Smith, Stuck in the Middle