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This Book...of More Perfectly Useless Information
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“A GUIDE TO DIFFERENT RELIGIONS
Taoism: Shit happens.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit's happened before.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens because we don't work hard enough.
Catholicism: Shit happens because we are bad.
Christian Fundamentalism: Shit happens because the Bible says so.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock. 'Shit happens."
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Agnosticism: We don't know shit.
Atheism: No shit.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens - rama rama ding ding.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.”
― This Book...of More Perfectly Useless Information
Taoism: Shit happens.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit's happened before.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens because we don't work hard enough.
Catholicism: Shit happens because we are bad.
Christian Fundamentalism: Shit happens because the Bible says so.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock. 'Shit happens."
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Agnosticism: We don't know shit.
Atheism: No shit.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens - rama rama ding ding.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.”
― This Book...of More Perfectly Useless Information
