Crazy Like a Fox Quotes

“For years I have let dentists ride rough-shod over my teeth; I have been sawed, hacked, chopped, whittled, bewitched, bewildered, tattooed, and signed on again; but this is cuspid’s last stand.”
― S. J. Perelman, Crazy Like a Fox: The Classic Comedy Collection

“Beware the fury of a patient man.”
― S. J. Perelman, Crazy Like a Fox: The Classic Comedy Collection