Alien in the Family Quotes

“I was moving from worried to scared, and I could see terrified waving at me from just around the next bend in the road.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“Psychos and megalomaniacs are my forte, remember? They all wanna hang with me”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“The U.S. was the immigration country of choice even for alien jellyfish things that turned humans into scary monsters. It made you proud, really.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“Wow, bossy and nasty. What a fun combo.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“You know, things you did and do to make sure you and Mom have such a great marriage?” “Oh! I gave that advice to Jeff already. Applies to him more than you.” “Share with my anyway.” Dad shrugged. “I told him that he just needed to remember three things. First, he doesn’t run your life, and after today, he won’t run his life, either. Second, in any argument, there is your wife’s side and then there is enemy camp; never choose enemy camp in an attempt to be reasonable, because it never works. And, third, to remember that a happy wife is a happy life.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“Yeah, I know. It's one of my plans. It'll go all Dog Day Afternoon somewhere along the line. But a girl can dream, can't she?”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“They didn't answer. But I was thinking. I'd had to do a lot of thinking like this over the past year, and it was starting to come naturally.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“I had no issues with lesbians, but I didn't swing the bat that way, and I kind of resented getting molested.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“I'm with the Naked Ape." Jareen said. "Let's get in there and kick some evil overlord butt.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“Restraint is not exactly my watchword, either.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“Blah, blah, blah. Heard it all before. I’m an American, you moron. We wrote the book on insignificant peasants making good. I’m also not an idiot. And I’m also not buying it.” I”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family

“I’m with the Naked Ape,” Jareen said. “Let’s get in there and kick some evil overlord butt.”
― Gini Koch, Alien in the Family