Bewitched by Bella's Brother Quotes

“...she often had a temper that made a PMS-ing harpy going into nicotine withdrawal look like a chubby fuzzy bunny that burped daisies and shot rainbows out its ass.”
― Amy Lane, Bewitched by Bella's Brother

“So,” Asa said conversationally, “want to go home and play butterflies?”
Sebastian grimaced. “Do you promise not to pull my wings off?”
Asa looked at him sideways. “Do you promise to fly back?”
― Amy Lane, Bewitched by Bella's Brother

“He had learned that sometimes, watching someone work or standing beside them, looking at stars or at bugs or at a sunset, was far more communicative than the eternal babble that sprung from his own wayward tongue.”
― Amy Lane, Bewitched by Bella's Brother

“You do like me, don’t you? Even though I’m apparently communicatively handicapped and socially retarded?”
― Amy Lane, Bewitched by Bella's Brother

“Besides that, Sebastian liked books —all kinds. He loved fiction, non-fiction, big picture art books, the smell, the feel, and the potential to sit down with a book, become lost within it and only surface hours later when you needed to pee. Books were the bestest of best friends —and they never bitched if you forgot their birthdays or decided not to call them for a month.”
― Amy Lane, Bewitched by Bella's Brother