Bear v. Shark Quotes

“The view from the window, particularly if you enjoy neon, is extraordinary.”
― Chris Bachelder, Bear v. Shark

“The cereal box says, 'Did you hear the one about the foolhardy mouse who clicked on a sleeping bear? (Punch line inside!)' ... The punch line (inside!) says, 'The bear didn’t get mad, he got even. He waited until the mouse and his family were all asleep inside their den and then he burst in and opened fire, killing everyone. Sweet revenge!”
― Chris Bachelder, Bear v. Shark