When I Am King... Quotes

“A thanked employee is an appreciative employee." And thanks is cheaper than cash.”
― Chet Haase, When I Am King...

“I've heard that some people say that life is too short to worry. But they're completely missing the point: life is all about worry. Take away the stress and what do we have left of our lives except a bunch of people that don't like us?”
― Chet Haase, When I Am King...

“When I am king, annual birthdays will be banned and we will instead celebrate birthdays once every five years. With such large delays in birthday celebrations, maybe we can bring ourselves to actually care when someone has one.”
― Chet Haase, When I Am King...

“You know what resolutions are? They're a setup for defeat.”
― Chet Haase, When I Am King...

“And what happens when we do better? Does the doubt go away? Of course not; we just doubt things on an entirely new level. So we keep trying. And the bigger the doubts, the harder we try.”
― Chet Haase, When I Am King...

“Honestly, which one of us can rightly claim that they are absolutely confident in what they do and have no doubt whatsoever in their knowledge or decisions?”
― Chet Haase, When I Am King...