Won-Ton Quotes

“I explained it loud
and clear. What part of "meow"
don't you understand?”
― Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku

“Letmeoutletme
outletmeoutletmeout.
Wait--let me back in!
...
Letmeinletme
inletmeinletmein.
Wait--let me back out!”
― Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku

“Your tummy, soft as
warm dough. I knead and knead, then
bake it with a nap.”
― Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku

“Dogs have hair. Cats, fur.
Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr.
I say: No contest.”
― Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku

“Yawn. String-on-a-stick.
Fine. I'll come out and chase it
to make you happy.”
― Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku

“Fine. If you insist.
I'll try Just.One.Nibble. But--
I won't enjoy it.”
― Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku

“Sorry about the
squishy in your shoe. Must've
been something I ate.”
― Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku

“What do you mean "Ewww"?
How is my tuna breath worse
than peanut butter?”
― Lee Wardlaw, Won-Ton: A Cat Tale Told in Haiku