The Breakup Lists Quotes

“Not knowing where to put your anger isn’t the same thing as being mean.”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“Sometimes it’s like you get so caught up in what you do, you forget it’s okay to celebrate who you are.”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“Why order a hot drink if you’re going to let it cool?”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“cold tea is an affront.”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“Jasmine’s heart and she holds grudges the way a theatre holds glitter: forever and ever, long past the heat death of the universe.”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“Brunch doesn’t cure everything, but it does make most things better.”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“I do know, Mom. Bowie’s my best friend. My very platonic best friend. They’re aroace. Not all queer people are dating each other.”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“Sometimes it’s nice to turn my brain off and just be with people without constantly worrying if I’m understanding them right, or wondering if I’m missing things.”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“I guess that’s what happens when you date from the inflatable backyard dating pool.”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“Acting is an art, and all art is unpredictable. Sometimes you spend years on something and it never works out; sometimes you’re in the right place at the right time and magic happens. I think that practice makes it easier to reach for that magic, but sometimes it’s just there. Right when you need it.”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“THINKS IN CRAYON”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“Truth be told, my family has been more comfortable with me being queer than they’ve ever been with me being disabled.”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“Denise says that theatres and hotels are the two most vulnerable buildings to hauntings.”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“Dad being a lapsed Bahá’í, Mom being a lapsed Methodist, and me being a lapsed heterosexual—so”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“Dad being a lapsed Bahá’í, Mom being a lapsed Methodist, and me being a lapsed heterosexual”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“(Dr. Lochley is adamantly opposed to glitter, which, once introduced to a theatre ecosystem, can never truly be eliminated.)”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“Jasmine’s crush-to-date ratio is in the ninetieth percentile.”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists

“Actors get standing ovations. Techies get fiberglass splinters.”
― Adib Khorram, The Breakup Lists