Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids Quotes

“If a fly didn’t have wings, would we call it a walk?”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: What do you call bears with no ears? A: B.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer? A: He just couldn’t see himself doing it.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“What do you call a stick that won’t do anything you want? A: A stick-in-the-mud.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“millionaire.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“A:”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: Why wouldn’t the lion eat the clown? A: He tasted funny.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Why do baseball pitchers stay away from caves? A: They don’t like bats.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A: He wanted some cold hard cash.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“world? A: A stamp. Q: What did the computer say when it fell into quicksand?”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Jimmy’s parents scream when they saw his grades?”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Customer: Excuse me, waiter, but is there spaghetti on the menu? Waiter: No, but I believe we have some in the kitchen.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: What do you call a silly doorbell? A: A ding-dong.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? A: Cuatro sinko.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“What do you call a silly doorbell?”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“What is a baby’s favorite reptile? A: A rattlesnake.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: What did the pen say to the pencil? A: “You’re sure looking sharp today.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: Why did the hamburger always lose the race? A: It could never ketchup.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“How can you keep someone in suspense? A: I’ll tell you later.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: Why do flamingos stand on one leg? A: If they lifted the other leg, they’d fall over.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“man put his money in the freezer? A: He wanted some cold hard cash. Q: What did the one-dollar bill say to the ten-dollar bill? A: You don’t make any cents (sense).”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“book it”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: What did the baker say when he found the dough he’d lost? A: “That’s just what I kneaded!”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: What is as big as an elephant but weighs zero pounds?”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“What do you call a lion whose car breaks down five miles before he gets to the zoo? A: A cab.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: What is the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids won’t eat their broccoli.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: How does an Eskimo fix his broken toys? A: With igloo.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“What is a trombone’s favorite playground equipment? A: The slide.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

“Q: What do you get when you have two doctors at once? A: Pair-a-medics.”
― Rob Elliott, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids