Hacker in Love Quotes

“Me: Thank you, Joshua, for those “just in case” condoms! Thank you, Reed, for that video link you sent me last month about making women come without fail. And thank you, Baby Jesus, for finally sending me the woman of my dreams AND making her want to have sex with me AND making her want to see me again in Seattle for a whole fucking week! Thanks to all of your contributions, I can now confidently report I’ve found my future wife. The only question is how long I should wait before letting her in on that lil secret?”
― Lauren Rowe, Hacker in Love

“On that note, would you like to come inside and ride my Slip ‘n’ Slide, Henny?”
― Lauren Rowe, Hacker in Love

“It was supernatural for me, too. As far as I’m concerned, your new nickname is Peter the Great. My flabber was most definitely gasted, sir.” “Not only was my flabber gasted, my awe was struck.” “It was?” “Also, my gob was smacked.”
― Lauren Rowe, Hacker in Love