Murphy's Lore Quotes

“Isn’t that the kettle calling the pot collect?” English”
― Patrick Thomas, Murphy's Lore: Bartender of the Gods

“Kintaro was a legendary Japanese hero who’s gone by many names, but mostly he uses the one his witch mother gave him. He made some cooing noises, and a small flock of pigeons suddenly dive bombed me. “Just giving you some motivation.” In addition to having strength in Herc’s class, Kintaro also talked to animals. Now I realize a lot of people in Central Park talk to the pigeons—as well as rocks and lampposts—but when Kintaro speaks, animals listen.”
― Patrick Thomas, Murphy's Lore: Bartender of the Gods

“Mind if I sit down?” asked Conrad. “It’s a free country,” said Toni. “Then why is everything so expensive?” said”
― Patrick Thomas, Murphy's Lore: Bartender of the Gods

“I’m the anchor on the 5 and 11 o’clock news on channel—” “I don’t care if you’re the anchor on a boat. You”
― Patrick Thomas, Murphy's Lore: Bartender of the Gods

“You could cut the estrogen in the room with a knife. The problem was, what to do with the slices? Making sandwiches seemed a tad too bizarre. The results were aerodynamic, but for some reason no one wanted to play frisbee. They”
― Patrick Thomas, Murphy's Lore: Bartender of the Gods

“Do you have anything to drink in this place?” “Nope. We’re really a laundromat. The pub thing is just a gimmick to make sure there isn’t a long line for the dryers,” I said.”
― Patrick Thomas, Murphy's Lore: Bartender of the Gods

“He turned his head and found he was looking down on Manhattan and the bridge. His next words seemed to grant sacrosanct properties to the darkest of human waste materials.”
― Patrick Thomas, Murphy's Lore: Bartender of the Gods