Elvis Has Not Left the Building Quotes

“What the fuck is a scone?
It’s Irish, I think, for stale bread.”
― J.R. Rain, Elvis Has Not Left the Building

“Luckily, I had been dressed in my all-purpose crime-fighting gear. Superman has his blue tights. I had my blue jeans, sneakers and polo shirt. Good”
― J.R. Rain, Elvis Has Not Left the Building

“The trail was actually wide enough to be called a small road. Not exactly roughing it out here. I was willing to bet a convenient doggie-poopie bag dispenser or two would be set up somewhere along the path, complete with convenient drinking fountains and bathrooms for the humans. Maybe even an espresso stand. I”
― J.R. Rain, Elvis Has Not Left the Building

“We were now in my car, both eating ice creams. Mine was chocolate malt crunch and his was straight-up vanilla. We both chose waffle cones, which, really, is the only way to go when you’re eating ice cream. The”
― J.R. Rain, Elvis Has Not Left the Building

“Thank you for meeting me,” I said. He said nothing, although he might have nodded. “I lost a twin brother, too,” I said. He inhaled deeply and made a small noise. I continued. “It was long ago. He died at birth, but he was my brother for nine months and sometimes I can still feel him touching me.” And then Bryan started to cry.”
― J.R. Rain, Elvis Has Not Left the Building

“I pulled out of my gated apartment complex and immediately picked up a tail. No, not that kind of tail.”
― J.R. Rain, Elvis Has Not Left the Building

“She grinned easily. She was beautiful in a sort of asexual, sisterly sort of way. Sorry, guys. I mean she seemed to have all the goods, pretty face, long blond hair, and a petite frame. But she wasn’t sexy. Perhaps she was too petite. Perhaps she dressed too conservatively. Perhaps I shouldn’t give a damn since I was fifty years her senior. “Don’t”
― J.R. Rain, Elvis Has Not Left the Building

“Are you ready, baby?” I asked her. “I’m ready, daddy.” “Follow my lead,” I said. “Like old times.” “Like old times,” she said.   The”
― J.R. Rain, Elvis Has Not Left the Building