Sorry, I'm British! Quotes

“Britain's relationship with America might be described as 'special', but only if by 'special' we mean 'frequently dysfunctional'.”
― Ben Crystal, Sorry, I'm British!: An Insider's Guide to Britain from A to Z

“The daily mantra of these single-minded individuals – that ‘the sea is there to be swum in, and must be conquered’ – is one that is frequently adopted by any Brits on holiday in the UK. Well, for the first day of the holiday, anyway. C”
― Ben Crystal, Sorry, I'm British! An Insider's Guide To Britian From A To Z

“More and more rules were added until people tried to standardise spelling in the eighteenth century - by which time the language was already an unruly adolescent of 1300 years, throwing letters all over the place.”
― Ben Crystal, Sorry, I'm British!: An Insider's Guide to Britain from A to Z