The Unnatural Inquirer Quotes

“It's hard to maintain a reputation for being grim and mysterious when you're accompanied by a brightly clad young thing, skipping merrily along at your side, holding your hand, and smiling sweetly on one and all.”
― Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer

“You’re the only man I know who makes the sign of the cross when confronted with broccoli.”
― Simon R. Green, The Unnatural Inquirer