High Maintenance Quotes

“It was intensely infuriating the way it always is when you call a man you shouldn’t be calling.”
― Jennifer Belle, High Maintenance

“I started making a pro-and-con list in my mind. Killing myself pros: no risk of getting married and divorced again; no more New Year’s Eve; no more craving phantom sex; no more underwires poking through expensive bras; no more waking up early…”
― Jennifer Belle, High Maintenance

“That was the problem with having a job – having to associate with people you wouldn’t sit next to on the subway.”
― Jennifer Belle, High Maintenance

“I wished I could be a statue. I wanted to be the statue of Joan of Arc without actually having to have been Joan of Arc… And I thought, I must really hate my life if I can get jealous of a statue.”
― Jennifer Belle, High Maintenance