Once a Jolly Swagperson Quotes

“It was on a meteorologically challenged November night that Frankenstein infused the spark of being into the creature and saw its dull yellow eye open. Breathless horror filled Frankenstein's heart as a vision of the next twenty years flashed through his mind. There would be responsibilities--schooling, education, clothing--and he was a lone parent!”
― Lawrence Held, Once a Jolly Swagperson: Politically Correct Tales for Our Times