The Japanese Devil Fish Girl and Other Unnatural Attractions Quotes

“There were large and small ones too. And some quite in-between. But all of equal nastiness.
And smelliness and ghastliness.
For they would eat a fellow up, as one might fish and chips”
― Robert Rankin, The Japanese Devil Fish Girl and Other Unnatural Attractions

“Calm down please, sir, if you will,’ said the bobby, still retaining a firm hold upon the horse’s reins. ‘ “Stolen” is such an ugly word. It is not technically stealing if you are a British archaeologist and you acquire items of historical significance in the savage realms and liberate them to civilisation.”
― Robert Rankin, The Japanese Devil Fish Girl and Other Unnatural Attractions