Lesbianism Made Easy Quotes

“You’re a lesbian because not only do you love women; you even like them. If this does not describe you, you shouldn’t be a lesbian; you should be a heterosexual man—the benefits are better.”
― Helen Eisenbach, Lesbianism Made Easy

“Nature has given men erections to make sure they never forget that nothing lasts, sometimes not even as long as a minute and a half. After love’s beautiful completion, they cannot help but feel let down.”
― Helen Eisenbach, Lesbianism Made Easy

“Many people in the world, not all of them Republican, would feel more secure in life if there was no bisexuality, if people of all inclinations and genders felt strictly monogamous in their sexual desires, if all male and female human beings were not in reality comprised of both masculine and feminine traits,”
― Helen Eisenbach, Lesbianism Made Easy

“Human flesh, though this will come as a shock to many of you, is a source of pleasure not necessarily localized in those specific areas that will be known to any follower of pornographic films or romantic movies, except those made in the United States.”
― Helen Eisenbach, Lesbianism Made Easy

“Male heterosexuals, for reasons no one really understands, find the practice of lesbianism—particularly when utilizing their favorite film stars or own personal girlfriends—a particularly appealing way of spending time, second perhaps only to receiving blow jobs. In this, they are united with their homosexual brothers, except for the lesbian part.”
― Helen Eisenbach, Lesbianism Made Easy