Republican Party Reptile Quotes

“W is for Women. They're awful, mendacious,
Nasty and selfish, cruel and salacious,
As thievish as gypsies, more crazy than Celts.
Be sure that you never fuck anything else.”
― P.J. O'Rourke, Republican Party Reptile: The Confessions, Adventures, Essays, and (Other) Outrages of...

“These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.”
― P.J. O'Rourke, Republican Party Reptile: The Confessions, Adventures, Essays, and (Other) Outrages of...

“Neither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do.”
― P.J. O'Rourke, Republican Party Reptile: The Confessions, Adventures, Essays, and (Other) Outrages of...