Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need Quotes

“Eating in Germany is easy, because there is basically only one kind of food, called the “wurst.”
― Dave Barry, Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need

“Canada is actually a major country, with an area of more than 169 billion hectometers in longitude,”
― Dave Barry, Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need

“In one case, a group of innocent American tourists was taken on a tour bus through a country the members later described as “either France or Sweden” and subjected to three days of looking at old, dirty buildings in cities where it was not possible to get a cheeseburger.”
― Dave Barry, Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need

“Head Smashed In, may I help you?”
― Dave Barry, Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need