Bill Nye's Comic History of the United States Quotes

“America had many other discoverers besides Columbus, but he seems to have made more satisfactory arrangements with the historians than any of the others.”
― Bill Nye, Comic History of the United States

“he was speaking to them publicly in a tone of reprimand, he got an ovation in the way of eggs and codfish, both of which had been set aside for that purpose when the country was new, and therefore had an air of antiquity which cannot be successfully imitated.”
― Bill Nye, Bill Nye's Comic History of the United States

“So remarkably deaf was my grandfather Squeers That he had to wear lightning-rods over his ears To even hear thunder, and oftentimes then He was forced to request it to thunder again.”
― Bill Nye, Bill Nye's Comic History of the United States